Just Random 0.o

Hari Raya.

2009-09-19T12:11:00.010+08:00

Holidays!!
again.

Just finished Gerak Gempur Exam and supposed to be getting back at least science paper back on Friday...
But the government made it to become a special holiday for Hari Raya pulak...
They have got already one week of holiday, now another one day.
However, i had slept until 11.30am on that day.. so i think that's fine for me..lol.

Hari Raya is coming and everyday i watch the news,
there will be at least more than 100 cases of accident..
=( that is terrible.

Anyway, Selamat Hari Raya and maaf Zahir & Batin!
=P
And also pay full attention on the road of death larh!!

Super Fucking Reminder:
PMR countdown 17 Days.
End of PMR countdown 22 Days.

BIC!

2009-09-13T12:33:00.011+08:00

Lets have your brain works a little bit! This might come out in your exam and become your biggest nightmare!!

Cant do it? (NVM)
Impatient for answers? (Find out below)
Guilty? (Don't tell it out dude...)
Thought that you were smart? (Think again)
Shame on yourself? (Get a new life)
Feeling frustrated? (Loser!)
BUT Wish you could do it if it comes out in exam??

Don't Worry Students, I personally suggest you BIC!

Available in EVERYWHERE!(not sure for that)

Now Everyone Can REALLY Score! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
P.S Pen wanted by teachers, Keep away from them.

Check your answers.

Go Up Larh.

2009-08-24T23:20:00.006+08:00

Went to watch UP today, and then watch Down too.
Well, don't say i went to stand on some place and keep looking up, okay?
Its a quite interesting movie,
can get to see a lot of dogs that can speak, a fat boy and an lifeless old man, kinda feel pity of him though.
Anyway...Dont kill me if ive spoiled your movie*

As you can see, these are some of dogs from the movie.

P.S forgive me if you dont find them in it.
i lie a lot.

Dreamyx.

2009-08-07T22:26:00.006+08:00

Agree a not??????

Streamyx...streamyx....streamyx...Dreamyx Larh.

Whoever do not agree with that, then you should go sleep with turtle.

Back.

2009-07-31T15:37:00.006+08:00

Have been awhile since i last blog due to too busy of playing game.
Feeling so guitly of doing this when PMR is coming very close.
Really in need of something to stop me from doing this.
that is...

Anyone would like to help on that?
but be sure paying me back the money after PMR.

3 Times in 5 Days!

2009-06-05T11:46:00.007+08:00

Holidays are always fun.
Somemore it is exactly right after exams!
All the stresses released out in once. lol!

Well last friday was teacher's day, i was late! i mean we were all laateee..lol
I think that was the most student gets late in the record, somemore is in teacher's day...heheee
HAppY Teacher's Day! Wad a great gift for them.

Is Midyear Holiday! and its also Movie Period! I will be watching 3 Movies in 5 days..@.@
I watched Night at the Muzeum 2 on Tuesday..its nice..filled with laughter and
I really like the muzeum that brings things back alive. I MUST GO IF THERE IS A ONE.
CAUSE I WANT TO MEET ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND ASK HIM WHY DID HE GET MURDERED SO EASILY?!
Thats so easy, isnt it? Like that I can go kill the Teachers already lorh...

Yesterday went to watch Terminator Salvation..its nice too! I was quite confused about the story at first cause i didnt watch Terminator before, but after reading about it, now i know John Connor is a boy. xD

Monsters VS Aliens Tomorow!

Btw, I like this photo of them a lot. Hehe

5 in One.

2009-05-24T17:39:00.008+08:00

Arghh
ive been suffering for a damn 2 whole weeks....
first,
I got flu,
then
Mouth ulcer,
then
Sore throat,
then,
Cough,
at last,
I dont know what to call this, eyes having some problem,
well lets just call it Pukimak. =(
Scientist must create some 5 in one pills man...
its really sick to take 5 medicine in once...
i think ive got swine flu...-.-

Anyway,
im getting fine soon. Weeee
But no,
there is still one thing..
Exams! arghhh!
Actually,
study makes no use.
look at this.
In case that you dont know how that thing works out.
Well, congratulation, you didnt study! Triple High-5!

By the way,
Happy Belated Birthday to Timothy!! aka Liverpool's freak.
What do you want for your birthday present?
Cos im thinking of getting this for you..
Conclusion: Dont Study!

You're So Hot.

2009-05-08T22:04:00.010+08:00

Today we had a fire drill again..its goooood that we could skip class.
But the bad is the weather was very terribleee.
Although it was only about 10 minutes that we gather in the field..
but still WoW man.
The Sun wasnt being so kind, shining at us badlyyyy, luckily theree was still some wind blow.
or else
i will be either melted or burnt.

By the way larh...
since last week until now, the weather is seriously so hot.
or its just only mee?
Every time i just started to playy badminton or watever, I somehow sweat easily.
You might ask What if I play for 1 hour without a rest?
Like that lorhhh! Sry for this kinda gross pictureee.
I really tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted....alright that issss really Swt =.=''

BOOM! Caught Ronald in Burger King!!! Bluek =P

Super Reminder: Exams are coming!
Geography's folio deadline next week!
Holidays coming! Wee....

The Return of 'She'.

2009-04-26T23:52:00.009+08:00

She's back, she's back...
hooorayyy..
my comp is back.
but i have a feeling that the problem might come back after awhilee..
I just dont trust themmm...
no offence larh...
who ask themmm to do service like this...
But however, i wish im wrong.
Yea, someone please just tell me im wrong....

Im heard that exams are coming.
i wonder is that trueee?
LOL!
I just dun have the mood to study..
haizzz...
i think something bad is gonna happen...
Im really in a condition of.....
this....
Btw, got a new tuition...
finally its a centre...
its named Olimpik.
but you will never find a sport game over thereee...
unless you are dumb dumb like me.

She's been buried.

2009-04-19T20:45:00.005+08:00

Will not online that often anymoreeee due to some veryyy sad reason...
but will still online every week as usual.
no difference actually though...
and the very sad reason is
My...
My beloved...
My beloved computer is gonee...
And yes it is, she is gone...
And yes it is, is a she...
And yes it is, she is my wife...
And yes it is, wife as in among non living thing...
And yes it is, we also do have a child...
And yes it is, our child is a very slow old laptop...
And yes it is, i will be using this very slow old laptop to online...
And yes it is, i can get to spend more time on study...
And yes it is, its a bullshit...
BUT no it is not, im not bullshit-ing about my computer spoiled...
But somehow i just don't know what is the problem of my computer...
But all i know is that i think the problem might be just...

Sry for this very cute dog in action laughing at you...

I'm Melted

2009-04-05T21:00:00.008+08:00

This weekend was kind of meaningless.
Wasted lots of time doing unnecessary stuff.
example like doing homeworks. lol.
Nah just kidding.

Friday was School Sports Day.
I went for it. Surprised heh?
Reason is to check out which team would get last.
Well, i dont want to mention it heree.
However, Yellow house got first. *Not again, Miss Ong is gonna show off again.
Anyway....
The Sun was sooooo hot!!!
until i melted.
Its like putting an ice-cream into a microwave.

Btw,
Just watched Meet Dave.
The movie was great and its funnyyyy.
You will never want to miss it.
Trust me.
If you dont think so after watching it..
watch again.
lol.

*Manutd Wins!!! with Miracle.
*Random Picturee.

First of April.

2009-04-01T21:48:00.006+08:00

Check these out.

Can you find or notice a baby inside this picturee? Im sure you can.

The picture says it all. In case you couldn't read the words, there are 11 human faces in this picture. Spot them? Most of them are seen easily.

This is very hard..it took me a while. Can you find a word inside thereee?
If you couldn't find the word, its okay.

The answer is in below.

Answer (3rd Picture): April Fool.

Save Me Before Saving The Earth.

2009-03-28T21:56:00.006+08:00

Well...
This week
ive been suffering from homeworks..until now.
thats real lots.
Especially the Puan C&C *Sounds more like Sissy but they're women.
They aree Pn.Chua and Pn.Chee.
Pn.Chua was totally retarded. while Pn.Chee was just being no life.
Pn.Chua asked those whoever did not finish their homework to copy the whole bab 7 which a hell lot. Retarted isn't this one?
and
Pn.Chee...no comment.
and Luckily friday was very freedom day until it became a very boring day. Seriously.
Had nothing to do. Shouldnt have came to school.
Plus a Absolutely-No-Reason de ceramah. Hey, thats for old man, you brain damager.

Btw,
just now was earth hour and i dont know why the FahRenHeit band still had their concert on that time.
Anyway, i believe everywhere was in dark just now and 1 thing i know is that you might had problem in the toilet and that i even had problem outside the toilet.

My house during the one hour.
*No matter if you off light, off computer, off Tv, off freezer off radio, off handphone, off oven, off air-con, off torchlight, run off, just dont off the fan.

Bidding.

2009-03-21T22:51:00.004+08:00

Err...
Sinceee my newly bought ultraman's costume is uselesss....
so
now i decided to sell it off...
Theree will beee a bidding for it..
start from price Rm5
whoever bid the lowest price will win.
=0

Dont worry kidsss....
I have finally digged a very big hole and sticked in a human nose for niceee with mustache too(Hot Now)..so that you kids could get to breathe...and errr look mature?
And for the glasses....is
because when was i digging hole for the nose i somehow, accidentally went too hard..
the face part now has a a big hole on it...very big* bigger than the hole in your ass.
thats why i decorated the brand new look of Ultraman Dork.

Here is the example look of the redesigned Ultraman Dork.

P.s Ignore the sign at the below part of body.
That part has a even bigger hole on it. not my fault.
Thx to the ass monster went to aim there. =.='
Well,
Sewing is in progress.
No worries.

Michelin.

2009-03-20T16:36:00.008+08:00

Todayyy,
wookeee up straight right at 12pm....zzz
maybe because i slept at 2am yesterday...
soo here's how it works...
Time you sleep + 10 = Time you wake up.
But thats not so trueee...
cause theree are someee panda boy out thereee only sleep for 3 hours....
no lifee. =X

Anyway,
today woke up straight away went to takee lunchh,
but somehow i couldnt even finish half of my food..
so left it until 2pm only eat.
But....you know larh..
ive short memories duee to too hardworking.
so i had forgotten until 4pm my mom asked mee ' Have you eaten?'
I was likee ' Eat shit ar?'
Then onlyyy i remembered...=.=
Now my timing has totally messed up.
Argh!

Btw.....Dont support Michelin Tyres...
They areeee absoluteeeelyyyy Racist!!!!
Dont believe?
I'll tell you why...

This is a black Michelin's Tyre.

But This is the Whiteeee Michelin Man.......P.S Looks like a faggot.

They make black tyres but they designed their logo man in whiteeee....
Racist~~~~
No offence.
=X

Cheap Stuff.

2009-03-17T21:03:00.011+08:00

Boringness is in the house.
TooT it.
That bloody boringness
made me proudly grabbed out my new Ghost Buster's Lazer Gun and wanted to shoot the hell of me.
But that didnt work...
That made me end up in a condition of floor wet. =.=''
made me have to takee out my new Ronald's Boots and wear
to have my feet safe from waterr..and also maybee sharks bite?
BUT that didnt work tooooo
cause theeee boots have brokennnn holes in it...
poor thing.

AFter thatt...
i decided to find something else to do...rather than suiciding.
I put on my new Ultraman Costume and in attempt to get myself fly.(Its considerd suicide though)
Even though thats a great try.
but
havent even i walked to the window to get ready to take off..
i fainted.
Thereeess NO any damn HOLE for breathing...
RUINED my little dream.

In the end,
I followed my family out.
and
i brought this thing home

A Box Of Grenades, Made In The United State Of American.

But...i.......didnt know....................and got myself.....

Errr........and somehow it ends up.....................

Conclusion : Never buy cheap stuff.

Liver and the Pool.

2009-03-15T00:23:00.005+08:00

Eat Shit, Pool.
Manutd
was
trashed
by liver + pool a.k.a Swimming pool
just a moment ago.

That Shocked the whole world. Even me.

Thats just soooo unbelievable and WTF.
What the hell was Manutd doing?!
I guess....

most probably they were giving some chance for liverpoool to make the title race goes on,
so that the EPL will still have some excitement,
and the fans will still attend to Anfield.
Get Your Ass Up/Off... Manutd/Liverpool.

!@#?

Oh,
btw,

today went out and bought these things....
hope you like it.

Ronald's Boots. Size 16. Made in China.

Ghost Buster's Lazer Gun. Shoot with Water with Sound and Lighting. Made in China.

Ultraman Costume. Overall Shirt, 2 holes for eyes looking, but non for breathing. Made in China.

Kill the srehcaet!!

2009-03-13T21:35:00.007+08:00

Holiday Next Weeeeek!!!
but.
Homeworks,
Projects,
are killing mee.

Theres only 1 week holiday and those teachers...
tak ada otak pun de...gaveee out so manyy homeworks...
like they're gonnnaa get banana in returnn..=.=''
forgive my randomness, but thats the only thing in my mind now...

Anyway,
i got all of my results back.....and
sad to say that..i passed them all.
Weeeheee.
I just love how my brain functions larh.
closed my eyes and simply tembak
and i killed a Bee.
but
for those who are not satisfied with their results...
You may need to..........
buy a Happy Meal from Ronald.

A Wasted Holiday that Given by 'Allah' !

2009-03-09T17:23:00.027+08:00

Today was a wonderful holiday. Dun think so*
but still

somebody spent their whole day time doing their homeworks. booo!

Im one of themmm...

If teacher is gonna ask me why didnt u finish ur homework. (I hope i get to finish it)

i might just say...

' I didn't do it, because I didn't want my other friends in the class to feel guilty'

im so good isnt it??

And yea,

Tmr im getting back my last 3 exam papers...wish me lucck.

woohooo...excited.

and and

ive a feeling that im gonna pass em all.

Thats called Self Confident..and not all sort of ' r u mad?'

ive a message for teachers...

Rojak is Made!

2009-03-09T01:20:00.001+08:00

Well,

hmm..You know whats a Rojak?

Im sure you know huh?

but what you're thinking now is absolutely not the answer for that.

I know i know, Rojak is a dish which can found in Malaysia and it looks like a bit 'Not Nice'

But thats not what Im talking about. No Food For Now! =X

Rojak as in my mind is something likeee ' Shit + Pee = Half-Melted Chocalate Ice Cream.'

Just like this blog! A Random 1. =X Thats the main point.

I'm gonnaa put anything or rather Every Craps into this errr Very-The-Rojak Blog.

hehh very a good name for it. Changinig it right after this. =DD

Alright thats all for the first post of recipe for Rojak. Yummyyy!

not really*

Ohh ya

since its a random 1 and my science teacher is currently teaching chapter 4 reproduction.

Conclusion - Have Sex Often? hmm...